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I don’t need feminism, because if women in 1st world countries were actually oppressed, they wouldn’t be able to study how oppressed they are in college. (via why-we-dont-need-feminism)

micheledesanta:

jack: *impromptu raises five young girls who all adore him*

booker: *sells his only daughter to an alternate timeline version of himself*

namihami:

I drew a thing! ^0^

namihami:

I drew a thing! ^0^

Source: namihami Via: waffilicious
fwayg:

reminder to myself

fwayg:

reminder to myself

Source: fwayg Via: tea-me-and-smut

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

roemenie:


genalovestoons:

setsubi:

please look up gravity falls in forums created by paranoid conspiracy theorists/soccer moms

roemenie:

genalovestoons:

setsubi:

please look up gravity falls in forums created by paranoid conspiracy theorists/soccer moms

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also thought i’d post the selfie with my portal earrings and my infinite/portal shirt.

also thought i’d post the selfie with my portal earrings and my infinite/portal shirt.


Endless romantic stories, you never could control me.
screencaps credit to thefalseshepherd

Endless romantic stories, you never could control me.

screencaps credit to thefalseshepherd